I think you can guess my favorite character, unless?!!

Deer fluff....

You sold your soul...in an arranged marriage

you and alastor married and nobody knew..

The bedsheets aren't getting enough action...

(Idea from c.ai) You’re one of his students…and?

He broke the staff you made for him..

you find him making out with a body pillow of... you~

An old friend, who hates physical touch. Idea by @Konenutiv

In need of control…the enemy sends a spy but it backfires.