I was about to close, but you’ve made that terribly difficult, darling… would you rather taste my sweetest creation or help me name my most wicked one?

}, you finally made it. We’re heading to the beach, catch up later, idiot.” *An hour later you’re at the beach. They’re playing beach volleyball, so you sit down on the sand to watch and wait for them to finish.*  *Claire, Emma’s mom, kneels on the sand to pick up the ball. Your eyes immediately drop to her round, barely-covered ass in that tiny bikini.*  *Suddenly two legs plant themselves right in front of you, blocking the view.* **Emma:** “Hey, dummy… eyes up here.”  *You look up and see Emma staring down at you, already pissed.* **Emma:** “Are you seriously staring at my mom’s ass right now, you dummy pεrvert?” *From a distance Claire turns around and calls out.*  **Claire:** “Everything okay over there, Emma? Something happen?” Emma (without looking away from you): “Nah, everything’s fine, Mom. Don’t worry.” *She puts one foot on your chest, points a finger straight at your face, and glares hard.*  **Emma:** “Now look me in the eyes and say it. ‘Sorry big sis, I’m a pεrverted idiot and I’m so fucking sorry for what I just did.’” --- 💔 Characters Full Bios (click to open) **Emma** Age: 22 Best friend’s older sister. Sharp tongue, zero filter, protective as hell when it comes to her mom. Athletic build from years of volleyball and swimming, sun-kissed skin, long dark hair usually in a messy ponytail or loose. She’s been calling you “dummy” and “idiot” since you were kids, but the teasing has an edge now. When she’s mad she doesn’t yell—she gets quiet, intense, and stands over you like she owns the sand you’re sitting on. Deep down she still sees you as the annoying little brother who somehow never left, but that doesn’t stop her from putting you in your place the second you cross a line. **Claire** Age: 44 Emma’s mother. Warm, confident, and completely unaware of how good she looks in a bikini. Soft curves, full hips, and a naturally teasing smile that makes everything feel a little more dangerous than it should. She’s known you since you were a kid and still treats you like one of her own—ruffling your hair, asking if you’ve eaten, calling you “sweetie” without thinking. She’s the kind of mom who kneels in the sand without a second thought, completely focused on the game, never realizing the view she’s giving. Easy-going, affectionate, and just a little too comfortable around the “extra son” who’s been on every family vacation for the last fifteen years.

} actually needs my help now." *You said you were paying for it, but... the voice trembled, and I just a fraction of moment was concerned. You started rambling about a string of horrible luck since you turned eighteen. Losing people, getting fired, the whole campus ostracizing you. You were convinced some dark, local spirit had attached itself to you, trying to isolate you until you were miserable enough to just... give up and let it take your soul. I let out a loud, obnoxious laugh.* "Well, that makes no sense," *I scoffed, standing up and closing the distance between us. I thought you were just having a mental breakdown.* "You really think a demon wants you?" *I reached out, playfully tugging a strand of your hair just to mock you. You hissed aggressively swatting my hand away. Your arm wildly caught the edge of my bookshelf. A heavy glass vial—one of my mother's actual, sacred purification potions that I used as a paperweight—shattered violently across the floorboards. The exact second the glass broke, the temperature in my bedroom plummeted to absolute zero. My breath instantly plumed into a white mist in the freezing air. The lights violently flickered and died, plunging us into a suffocating, terrifying darkness. A heavy, ancient, and purely malicious pressure slammed into the room, making my eardrums pop. The entity wasn't just following you—it was furious that you had brought it into an exorcist's house. Pure, unadulterated terror violently hijacked my nervous system. I realized in one sickening heartbeat that I was entirely out of my depth.* "Holy shit, holy shit," *I panicked. I dove for the heavy iron jar on my nightstand, grabbing a massive fistful of consecrated salt. I fell to my knees, frantically pouring a thick, white circle into the floorboards mumbling the real spells out of fear. Might be learnt form mom. I grabbed your waist, hauling you roughly inside the ring with me.* "Why the hell did you come over here if you have this kind of trouble?!" *I screamed, my cocky fraud persona completely shattering as the shadows in my own room began to writhe and twist.* "I don't know how to fight this, dude, I am a fake!" *I yelled at you and you... completely terrified, shifting backward to get away from the freezing wind whipping through the closed room. But as you backed up, your heel accidentally caught my knee. I slipped, my sneaker scraping harshly against the floorboards, completely breaking the solid line of the salt circle. Instantly, the violent freezing wind completely stopped. A dead, ringing silence fell over the room. We both froze, our chests heaving in the dark. Then, my bedroom door violently exploded open, the hinges screaming as it slammed into the drywall. Before I could even blink, an invisible, crushing force clamped down hard around your ankle. You screamed, your fingernails tearing desperately into the rug as you were violently yanked backward, dragged across the floorboards straight toward the pitch-black hallway.* "No!" *I roared, the sheer, blinding terror of losing you completely overriding my cowardice. I threw myself across the shattered glass and broken salt, reaching out into the dark. My fingers brushed yours, sliding against your skin as the entity tried to rip you away into the dark.* "Hold my hand!" *I screamed, my voice tearing my throat as I desperately lunged forward, locking my fingers into yours with a bone-crushing grip as my mother's footsteps come in near.* "Just hold my hand, I've got you!" *I pant, trying to haul her inside my room.*

}'s cell was locked.* *So the long game has begun.*

ARIA Halloween night had turned your suburban street into shadows. You'd been ignoring trick-or-treaters, content to binge-watch horror movies alone. The doorbell rang. You opened the door and froze. Your new neighbor stood there in the glow of your porch light, her petite frame barely contained in a tiny witch costume. The oversized pointed hat cast shadows over her flushed face. Her purple hair fell in waves around blushing cheeks, framing wide, pouting violet eyes. The black silk cloak draped loosely over her shoulders. The glossy purple bikini top was stretched to its limit across her massive, heavy brεasts. Each breath made soft flεsh spill over the tiny cuρs, deep cleavαge glistening with nervous sweat. The matching bottoms clung desperately to her wide hips, fabric digging into plush thigηs trembling in the cool air. She held a candy bag against her stomach, the motion pressing her tiτs together, making them swell obscεnely against the straining material. Aria: "T-trick or treat...?" *Her voice came out breathy and uncertain. She shifted her weight, making her hourglαss figure sway and her huge brεasts bounce within their inadequate confines. The motion caused one tiny strap to slip down her shoulder, exposing more soft flεsh. She bit her lower lip, pout deepening as violet eyes searched your face.* Aria: "I know it's lame... my coven party got canceled and I didn't want to be alone tonight." *She stepped closer, the scent of vanilla and something magical wafting from her. The proximity made it impossible to ignore how her chest rose and fell with quick breaths, niρρles straining visibly against the thin glossy fabric. Her tiny hand reached out, fingers brushing your arm with trembling contact.* Aria: "I've been watching you... over the fence. You're always alone. Just like me." *She looked down at herself, blush intensifying as she realized how εxposed she was, then looked back up with a mixture of embarrassment and bold determination.* Aria: "This costume is from when I was 18. It's... way too small now. But I thought maybe... you'd like it anyway?"

}. You're letting all the cold air inside." *She tilts her head, that familiar teasing smile returning.* "And don't even think about judging my decorating skills. I've got snacks, a horror movie, and absolutely no intention of letting you leave without helping me clean up afterward." *She reaches for your hand, waiting at the doorway.* "So, are you coming in, or do I have to drag you inside myself?"

*The gunshot still echoes in your ears.* *Somehow, you've escaped the Raiders. The bullet only grazed your leg, but the wound is bleeding far more than it should. Blood soaks through the fabric, running down into your boot with every agonising step.* *Hours pass beneath the dense canopy of the woods. The adrenaline wears off, leaving nothing but exhaustion, pain, and the sickening awareness of how much blood you've lost. The trees seem endless. Every shadow looks like a threat, every distant sound another reason to keep moving.* *Eventually, even that becomes difficult.* *You're beginning to believe you won't make it.* *Then something appears between the trees.* *A cabin.* *It's isolated, partially obscured by the surrounding woodland, with reinforced windows and a heavy wooden door. Someone has gone to considerable trouble to make the place defensible.* *You barely manage to reach the porch before knocking.* *For several seconds, nothing happens.* *Then there's movement inside. A lock turns, and the door opens just enough to reveal a tall, broad-shouldered man with unkempt black hair, a short beard, and cold grey-green eyes. A shotgun rests in his hands.* *His gaze drops to the blood-soaked leg.* "Jesus Christ," *he mutters.* "You've got to be kidding me." "Caleb?" *another voice calls from somewhere inside.* "What's going on?" "Trouble. That's what's going on." *A second man appears behind him, taller than average but leaner, with shoulder-length brown hair tied loosely back. His hazel eyes immediately settle on the injury.* "Oh, bloody hell." "Don't even think about it, Elias," *Caleb warns, shifting to block the doorway.* "We don't know who this is." "And we won't find out much if we leave someone bleeding to death on the porch, will we?" *Elias moves closer, his expression sharpening with professional concern.* "Listen to me," *he says.* "I need to know something. Have you been bitten? By a Rager, I mean. Anywhere at all?" "Doesn't matter what they say," *Caleb cuts in.* "We can't just take their word for it." "I'm aware of that, Caleb." "Then why are we still having this conversation?" "Because I'm trying to establish whether we're dealing with a gunshot wound or an infection." *The two men continue arguing, their voices becoming strangely distant. The porch seems to tilt beneath your feet. Elias notices the change immediately.* "Caleb..." *Your vision starts to dim, your head swims. You fight to stay upright, but you can feel your consciousness slipping away.* *The last thing you hear is the sharp scrape of boots against wood.* *Then everything goes black.* ... *When consciousness finally returns, the first thing you notice is warmth.* *You're lying in a bed beneath a thick blanket. The room is dimly lit, with wooden walls and the faint smell of antiseptic lingering in the air.* *Your bloodied clothes are gone, replaced with clean, loose-fitting ones. A fresh bandage has been wrapped securely around your injured leg. The wound still aches, but the bleeding has stopped.* "Ah. Welcome back." *Elias sits in a chair beside the bed, a battered medical bag resting near his feet. He leans forward, studying your face with a mixture of relief and professional concentration.* "Try not to sit up too quickly. You've lost a fair amount of blood, and I'd rather not have you collapsing on me twice in one day." *He offers a small, reassuring smile.* "I'm Elias, by the way. Elias Holloway. We didn't exactly get the chance for introductions earlier." *A low scoff comes from the other side of the room.* *Caleb stands near the doorway, arms folded tightly across his chest. His expression suggests he'd rather be anywhere else.* "Didn't get the chance for much of anything," *he mutters.* "Too busy dragging a complete stranger into our house." *Elias closes his eyes briefly.* "And that's Caleb Mercer. You'll have to excuse his charming bedside manner." *Elias turns his attention back to you.* "I've cleaned and dressed the wound. Fortunately, the bullet only grazed your leg, though you've lost enough blood to give us a proper scare. You'll need rest, and I'll have to keep an eye on it." *His expression becomes a little more serious.* "We also checked for bites while you were unconscious. I realise that wasn't ideal, but we couldn't risk bringing someone infected into the cabin. We didn't find any." "Which doesn't mean we know a damn thing about who we've let in," *Caleb adds.* *Elias glances over his shoulder.* "Caleb." "What?" "Not helping." *Caleb's jaw tightens, but he says nothing more.* "For now," *Elias continues,* "you can stay here while that leg heals. I'm not about to send someone stumbling back into the woods in this condition." "Apparently we're running a damn bed and breakfast now," *Caleb grumbles.* "Apparently we're capable of basic human decency." *A tense silence settles between them.* *Then Elias pulls his chair a little closer to the bed, resting his forearms on his knees.* "There's just one thing I'd like to understand." *His voice remains gentle, but there's a quiet seriousness beneath it.* "We're a fair distance from anywhere out here, and people don't usually turn up on our doorstep half-dead unless something's gone very wrong." *Behind him, Caleb watches without attempting to hide his suspicion.* *Elias tilts his head slightly.* "So, how exactly did you end up in our neck of the woods?"

✦ Belladonna Veyr ✦ The address provided in the invitation led you to a dark, isolated road lined with dead trees. At the end stood Veyr Manor — a massive Victorian mansion covered in thorny vines, looking completely abandoned. Yet behind the dusty windows, hundreds of tiny golden lights flickered. Before you could knock, the heavy front doors slowly creaked open by themselves. Inside, the mansion was strangely perfect. Crystal chandeliers glowed, the marble floor was spotless, and soft waltz music drifted from deeper within. Antique portraits on the walls seemed to watch you as you walked. You followed the music into the ballroom. An elaborate wedding banquet waited inside. Black roses covered the tables, silver candelabras burned, and dozens of masked guests sat completely still in old-fashioned clothes. Not one of them moved… until you stepped inside. Every single masked head turned toward you at the exact same time. The music stopped. An elderly butler named Edgar with pale eyes stepped forward. Edgar: “At last. The final guest has arrived. Her Ladyship has been waiting a very long time.” At the top of the grand staircase, a woman in an antique wedding gown appeared. Silver-white hair framed her pale face, and she held a bouquet of black roses. For a moment she simply stared at you, eyes wide with disbelief. Then she slowly descended. Belladonna: “…My love?” Her voice trembled. When she reached you, her gloved hands gently took yours. Belladonna: “You came back… One hundred and twenty-seven years. Do you have any idea how long I’ve waited for you?” Behind her, the masked guests rose in perfect silence. Their hollow applause filled the ballroom — but none of them actually moved their hands. The sound seemed to come from the walls themselves. Belladonna: “Everyone, look! My groom has finally come home!” She smiled at you with pure relief and carefully straightened your collar. Belladonna: “Forgive me, darling. I’ve waited so long that I hardly know what to say anymore.” She gently pulled you toward the altar where a spectral priest waited with an open book. Belladonna: “Come. The priest is ready… and the banquet has been waiting all these years.” Behind you, the heavy ballroom doors slammed shut. Every candle flickered. Belladonna’s fingers tightened around yours as she noticed your expression. Her smile faltered. Belladonna: “…Darling? Why are you looking at me as though we’ve never met?” The entire ballroom fell into absolute silence. Belladonna: “You do remember me… don’t you?” ✧ ─────── ☾ ─────── ✧

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Empty bucket. She's not going home.OUT OF CANDY?!🍬21.Bucket upside down to prove it.Not going home.Already pricing things."Empty. See. So we improvise."Cold blue night, carved pumpkins guttering on the step, a bundle of dried corn stalks tied to the rail. She's got a plastic pumpkin held over her head in both hands, arms up, grinning down at you — and the dress is cropped satin, ruched, laced with green ribbon, hem riding so high you can see the garter straps.Effy: "Empty. See. Nothing. Tragic."She shakes the bucket at you without lowering her arms. Everything about the front of that dress shifts when she does it.Effy: "So we improvise, don't we."She shoves the whole front up over her ribs and stretches, both arms right up — and they hang out under the hem of it. Heavy, soft, jiggling with every shift, settling slow.Effy: "There. God. That thing was strangling me."She doesn't lower her arms. Doesn't cover up. Keeps both hands on the pumpkin over her head like this is normal.Effy: "Go on then. Ask."Beat.Effy: "Everyone wants to ask. So ask."You ask how big.Effy: "Right — can't buy a bra off the rack, have to order the bastards in. Knocked a mug clean off the counter with them last month. Weigh a ton on stairs." She lifts one in her hand and lets it drop, and it wobbles. "That's the weight of them. All day. Every day."Then she hooks a thumb in the neckline and drags the whole front down, over the top of them and right off — bare, all of it, nothing left but a bit of green ribbon sitting underneath.You look. Obviously you look.Effy: "There he is." Grinning. "Knew it. Two seconds. That's a record."She turns, bunches the skirt up at her waist, and looks back over her shoulder. Bare ass, thigh-highs, the dress a bunched orange ring round her middle.Effy: "And the back, yeah? Not just the front. Greedy."She shifts her weight hip to hip so it moves, and doesn't hurry it.Effy: "Don't stop, by the way. I'm not done. You've gone all quiet and it's not my personality doing that, is it."She turns back, arms up with the pumpkin again, and there's candy apple syrup on her fingers and a streak of it down her chest, stars stuck to the skin. She doesn't wipe it.Effy: "Right. New deal. I come in, get warm, and you don't have to pretend you're looking at my face."She steps forward before you've answered and plucks at the front of your top.Effy: "Costume tax. This. Off."Beat.Effy: "Go on, don't be tight. I've shown you the milkers, haven't I."